I stand corrected.

This is the best video ever.

I even stopped using computers after my last post thinking there was nothing on the interwebs which could possibly eclipse the sheer awesomeness of my last video post.

Holy hog shit was i wrong.




I'll be flat out honest with you. I wasn't completely sold on this video at first and I almost went back to work. But i'm glad i didn't, and so will you.
Just wait until minute 1:02 hits and you'll get your face totally rocked off by the one and only Mark "the pedophile" Gormley.

Did they promise that girl drugs?

When Phil Thomas Katt and Mike Gormley ask you to be in their music video you run and you run fast. I have little to no sympathy for this girl and her family, who undoubtedly have just found out their daughters head was discovered in the freezer of one Mark Gormley. I don't care how much of a starving actress/model you are. You need to keep your day job at Hooters and earn that money the old fashioned way, by the hour serving my drunk ass wings. There's no such thing as a free ride ladies.
Unless it's in an A-team van with tinted windows, a shag rug, Mark Gormley at the wheel and your corpse in the back.


I'm just wondering when the word "intense" became synonymous with the words "awful horse shit".

lets try it out.

girl: "hey want to go to dim sum saturday"
me: "sure"
me: "wow these boiled chicken feet are really intense!"