I could tell you, but then i'd have to ki--nevermind i'll just take 14K.

Fantasist stole £14k from girlfriend by pretending to be a James Bond-style agent.

Whisky shop salesman Wayne Gouveia cheated Leanne McCarthy of £14,000 after convincing her that her jeweller boss was about to poison her with anthrax powder in her mail.
He even made the 21-year-old jeweller's assistant sign the Official Secrets Act to keep up the pretence that he was a James Bond-style secret agent.
Miss McCarthy was taken in by Gouveia's story when they worked in shops in Turl Street, Oxford.
After Gouveia, 25, pleaded guilty to three charges of fraud by false representation [[on Monday]], Miss McCarthy described him as "really believable".

Really believable? REALLY BELIEVABLE?!
At first I was outraged and couldn't understand how this lady could believe such malarkey. However, it soon struck me who this young man really is.
It's my favorite actor, and yours, and star of such hit TV shows and movies 'king of queens', 'Hitch', 'I now pronounce you chuck and larry', 'Paul Blart- Mall cop', and 'Elmo's Christmas Countdown'....Kevin James.



His acting skills knows no bounds.
Who else could have bamboozled a young woman into thinking a balding, fat train wreck of a human being was a secret agent?
Perhaps al roker , but we'll never know.