Now fat people really have to watch what they eat

Nestle Recalls 900,000 Pounds of Lean Cuisine

Reports of small chunks of blue plastic in Lean Cuisine brand frozen chicken dinners have led Nestle Prepared Foods Co. to recall 900,000 pounds worth of meals.

The frozen dinners were distributed nationwide, and at least one person has reported an injury, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service. No other details of the reported injury have been released by the USDA.

So not only do people with "thyroid problems" have to worry about ordering a diet coke with their super sized number 3 meal, they have to avoid plastic shrapnel in their Lean Cuisines too?!

Listen, in this age of globalization we have enough issues with china trying to export their raw sewage as "salted bean curd cubes in brine with chili and sesame oil" or their always delicious "100% awesome super fun time pet food", with 300% more kidney failing melamine.

How can we complain about the quality of slop other countries try to export to us when we can't even feed our "Health-ily challenged people" or the "lonely middle aged women who love cats a little too much" correctly?