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A children's toy is turning heads in Pennsylvania. Folks are buying a doll that doesn't talk like it's supposed to. Parents hear it talking about Islam and Satan.
Does no one else realize the severity of this situation here? Has everyone already forgotten about the "lakeshore strangler" aka Charles Lee Ray who, when mortally wounded, transferred his soul into a seemingly harmless chucky doll with his voodoo black magic? Well I haven't forgotten and children's dolls will forever haunt me......along with clowns, midgets and carnies. Clearly this is a national security issue and we are being outsmarted once again. Deep down I've always been fearful that this day would come, but I never imagined it to be so quickly. The terrorists have discovered the deadly black art of voodoo and are using it to transfer their souls into children's play toys.
The only resolution here is to divide each doll into 6 parts and send each to the 6 corners of the earth....asuming the earth were in the shape of a hexagon....because hexagons have 6 corners....and the earth is actually round so there aren't any corners.
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