Friday, October 10, 2008

This guy totally seems legit.


Dominic Butch Rodriguez has been accused installing a camera in a shower to spy on a mother and daughter who rented a home on West 26th Street. Cleveland police took computers, cd's, videos, and handguns from Rodriguez 's home.


First of all i'm pretty sure rule #1 of renting is "Never rent from a guy named butch", Which is subsequently followed by "Never rent from a guy who can't look straight" and "If you find yourself in Ohio, get the fuck out".

I hate to blame the victim here, but clearly ignoring rules 1 through 3 is just asking for your most private moments to be video taped and stored on VHS/BETAMAX and/or Laser Disk.




I'm pretty sure the leasing conversation went like this:

Butch: (breathes through teeth)"ohhhh...yeah...ummm...you have to use the basement bathroom to shower and stand right here when you're naked."

Trailer Park Face: "here?"

Butch: "no no right here....and the...nope...just a little more to the left....perfect."

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