Louis is a self proclaimed "wild and crazy guy" and a "Barrel of laughs", who lives with roomates. Those roomates just so happen to be his parents who wished Louis would take his ritalin. His parents also discredit his "barrel of laughs" statement with their own idiom..."a barrel of dissapointment".
His weekends are filled with disturbing japanese anime fantasies,dungeon and dragon quests to increase his sorcerers dexterity, and doing chores to earn his allowance.
One year from now Louis hopes to have passed level 17, grown shoulders and stopped "losing at life".
Bachelor #2
Danny is a sensitive handyman with the delicate physique of a tennis player. An avid gardener who is often seen digging in his backyard into the wee hours during thunderstorms, while dragging large contractor bags behind him. Danny describes himself as "warm and sensempheze" and a deep thinker who's idea of a romantic dream date is: a...romantic...dream...date, wit roses and mooosic. Danny's handler, Jim, describes him as a simple man who sometimes confuses every day activities as super powers, such as urinating or walking. Jim also wished danny actually had looked both ways before crossing that street.
Bachelor #3
Ronald is looking for anyone who will go out with him.
A true patriot whos "fading glory"(an advanced mullet) can only be kept at bay with an american flag doo rag.
Ronald, or playa59, is fed up with gold diggers who only want him for his money ever since his voice over work on the movie "sling blade".
He's a poet who loves to woo the ladies with his mastery of the haiku:
'Let's go to Wal-mart
need cheese puffs and wine coolers
Damn, the house won't start'
Ronald hopes to simply find someone who'll "just get me another busch".
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