Going commando

I think i just found the greatest invention ever created by man.
Ladies and gentleman...... i give you the beerdolier.

A once crude accessory, which was master crafted with plastic cups and an old belt by only the most talented of Macgyver inspired partygoers, is now a mass produced mainstream reality.

This is exaclty like when pepsi came out with crystal pepsi. What a new and exciting time to be alive!

I can't wait to strap this fucker on and hear the following in my head as I lock and load each beer into each individual cozie:
You know what you are. What you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. God's never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing. Live for nothing, or die for something
- John j. Rambo

And with each beer drank, i shall unsheathe a mighty new brew and regale all who are near with beerdolier quality quotes such as "Get to the choppa" and "If it bleeds, we can kill it".