holy guacamole

My love too, for guacamole, knows no bounds.
Did anyone else notice that the plaintiff is the one and only Wilford Brimley?
The only better ending to this video could have been a short summation by Brim himself:

"Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabeeeetis. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!"

Yet even with the addition of the above speech, it still cannot come close to mustache.


Ladies and gentleman, i give you Mustache.









































Mustache