mo money mo problems

AUGUST 14--A Philadelphia man sought to extort money from New York Giants coach Tom Coughlin by claiming that he would expose details of extramarital affairs purportedly engaged in by the head of the reigning Super Bowl champions.
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Typical iggles fan. He doesn't even know how to properly extort money from a super bowl champion head coach. Coughlin and big blue need to send a message by deploying Justin Tuck and/or Osi Umenyiora to make a house call. Where, at said house, they will forcefully place a cheese steak sandwich into the iggles fan's anus.

or send carl